Tuesday, December 05, 2006
The Teacher Diet
I've found the weight loss secret of the Ages. Can you keep a secret? Good.
Become a teacher.
You probably don't believe me based on some teachers you've seen, but it's true! For just $19.95 you can get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity! You, too, can fly to Houston, pay me to let you work in an actual classroom, and watch the pounds melt away. I've lost 15 pounds since I started teaching; 10 of them in the first month! Other teachers will tell you that they've gained weight since they started teaching, but they're just trying to keep this incredible secret for themselves!
The trick is to place tiny classified ads... I mean, uh, the trick is a combination of stress, long hours, limited snacking potential, exactly 30 minutes for lunch, and spending the day on your feet. In no time you'll see the fat melt away!
Call now! Voice mail is standing by because I should be grading labs and writing a test!
Become a teacher.
You probably don't believe me based on some teachers you've seen, but it's true! For just $19.95 you can get in on the ground floor of this amazing opportunity! You, too, can fly to Houston, pay me to let you work in an actual classroom, and watch the pounds melt away. I've lost 15 pounds since I started teaching; 10 of them in the first month! Other teachers will tell you that they've gained weight since they started teaching, but they're just trying to keep this incredible secret for themselves!
The trick is to place tiny classified ads... I mean, uh, the trick is a combination of stress, long hours, limited snacking potential, exactly 30 minutes for lunch, and spending the day on your feet. In no time you'll see the fat melt away!
Call now! Voice mail is standing by because I should be grading labs and writing a test!
Final Approach
I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to next week. It's finals week. I'm giving all multiple choice exams (hard for them, but easy to grade) so I won't have much work to do all week. I'll have all of my non-exam grades done by this weekend, and nothing but multiple choice to grade next week. I'll have so much time on my hands I won't know what to do! Maybe I'll play disc golf, go for a run, watch a movie, read a book... the possibilities are endless! Except... my wife reads this blog. Uh oh. Possibilities shrinking.... Honey-do list growing.... Aaaaagggghhhh!!!!!
(love you, honey)
(love you, honey)
