I.T. to Teacher

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ANNOUNCER: And the award for 1000 hits on a blog goes to...

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IT to Teacher!!!

(crowd of hopefuls goes falsely wild in case the cameras sees them)

(the blogger virtually goes up to the virtual microphone while virtually waving to the virtual crowd)

Thank you! Thank you! Oh wow, it's great to be here today. Whew! I never thought I'd be the one up here today. (fumbles with a folded paper) Ok, lots of people to thank. (reading off the list) Thanks to my lovely wife for making all of this possible... um... to my in-laws for giving me this chance that has worked out so well... uhhh... my loyal readers! yes! thanks for reading, uh, loyally I guess, I've done this for you. Ok, they're giving me the "hurry up" sign. My family has been great. Thanks to the kids for the stories, keep them coming, ... my dog for all of her hard sleeping, my phone for the pics, my computer for it's keyboard, and, of course, my mouse "clicky" for all of it's hard work hitting "refresh".

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